oddities

I write like HP Lovecraft

It’s true. Really. I write likeH. P. Lovecraft I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing! Advertisements

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The funny side of domestic violence

This blog hasn’t laughed so much since the Lord Meddlesome of Fey Green Slime Incident. Con-Dem partnerships can be tricky…… Coalition partners resort to violence. Liberal-Democrat councillor Christine James has been charged with assault and will appear in Weymouth Magistrate’s Court on September 9th. Feeling are running high amongst the tribal ground force. Passions inflamed […]

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Ghandi and Martin Luther King as establishment patsies

How about this for a spectacularly stupid piece of historical revisionism? You can’t argue with psychopaths. Damn straight, Derrick.

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Pinafore your thoughts

Yes, I know. Mark Thomas is completely hatstand most of the time, but he and I do stand shoulder to shoulder on the question of freedom of assembly. Here is his take on plod’s new £9m domestic extremist tracking programme….

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Ed Balls in makeup and a Nazi uniform, staring at a bloke’s arse

I dunno, wherever do they dig up this stuff? Apparently it’s from his salad days at Keble. No Bullingdon Club references, please. That wouldn’t be fair.

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Subcontinental email pest dept. Oh do leave me alone, will you please?

Karahi’s been clogging up my inbox again. Two months ago he dispatched one of periodical email circulars about nothing of consequence, saying…. One day, people, social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter will just disappear without a trace. You heard it here first. Well, no I didn’t, actually. Excellent. I’m waiting expectantly for the dawn […]

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An announcement

Tomorrow I am going to make a last ditch stand. Then I’m going to retire. I’m done with standing in ditches.

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