I am losing the will to live. I have staked the gerbil out in the midday sun. This a mere taste of what will befall him if I don’t pick up some votes, and pronto. It’s up to you now, dear reader.
I have detected a rather disturbing trend, namely a recent upsurge in the number of tweets about guns from Fort Wayne, IN. porn goddess, Bree Olson. Viz…. And…. Which got me wondering if this is a wholesome pastime for a pretty young pornstar, and loaded me up with the more than slightly arousing mind movie of […]
OK, look, I’m not normally given to schadenfreude, nor am I one to profit from the misfortunes of others, but I have to admit to a slight tingle of anticipation, the merest hint of increased activity in the salivary glands when I came across this tweet from our intrepid globetrotter, Jenna Haze yesterday…. Was a […]
Now this is what I call dedication above and beyond. Twitter, since its inception in 2006, has been described as many things. To some, it is a web-based shrine to narcissism, to others an essential marketing tool, to others a place to share intimate thoughts that, in the real world, they would find difficult to […]
Welcome, dear reader, to the first in what will surely become a landmark in human cultural history. Pornstar Tweet of the Day starts today, with the gripping, edge of the seat tale of Jenna Haze’s return flight on US Airways from El Paso, TX via Phoenix, AZ to Los Angeles. It all starts quite normally. Somewhere […]