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What have I ever done to the internet?

I worked from home today as I’m having my office decorated and a new wi-fi system installed. Like anyone who, by the sweat of his brow, has earned the right to such luxuries, I have a cleaner, a vision of pulchritude and the subject of more than a few nocturnal reveries, who I pay to […]

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Those who Cannes, do. Those who can’t….

Voom! What was that? Another Cannes Film Festival has come and gone faster than you can say “profit participation and residuals”. You missed it? Do not despair! My very good friend and film phony, Larry Normal, has just emailed me the scoop on all the comings and goings at this year’s cinematic clambake…. First, a […]

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Pornstar tweet of the day #6

Today? No contest…. Madison Mitchell, the Dorothy Parker of porntweetdom…. Marry me, you silver tongued she-devil.

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Pornstar tweet of the day #5

I have detected a rather disturbing trend, namely a recent upsurge in the number of tweets about guns from Fort Wayne, IN. porn goddess,¬†Bree Olson. Viz…. And…. Which got me wondering if this is a wholesome pastime for a pretty young pornstar, and loaded me up with the more than slightly arousing mind movie of […]

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We need more of this sort of thing

If you only ever buy one porno in your entire existence on this goodly frame we call The Earth, buy this one…. The Guide to Making Fuck. And Part II. In fact, buy it even if you hate porn, are blind, or have altzheimers with complications. This is a porn comedy where they remembered to […]

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Pornstar tweet of the day #4

You know the feeling. In fulfillment of a long held ambition, you have finally landed your first booking as male pornstar. To add a liberal coat of icing to the cake, your partner in your small screen hide the cannoli debut is the toothsome and generally chubby-inducing Tori Black. What can possibly go wrong? Well, […]

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I was going Kayden Kross Kold Turkey….

But just in the nick of time…. Am I alone in finding her writing even more stimulating than her more more….erm….prominent attributes? This girl can make a piece about fucking read like TS fucking Eliot. That is all.

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