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Ignored again…. wankers

One day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, this blog’s immeasurable contribution to our national conversation will be recognised. And then you’ll all see what’s what, I don’t mind telling you. Now where’s that Napoleon outfit? Hat tip, Obo, the ginger onanist bastard. Advertisements

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Please vote for Ed Balls! Please!

Ed “Flipper” Balls, this blog’s preferred candidate for leading Labour into a twenty-year trek through the political wilderness, is clearly not afraid to exploit a tragedy for personal gain, as can be seen in this cri de coeur in today’s Groan. Coincidentally, evidence emerged today of just what a resounding success Mr Balls and his […]

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Look at me! I’m a victim! Probably time we passed another law

For those who may not have noticed, the interweb was in a ferment yesterday when AA Gill referred to Clare Balding (she’s on the telly or something) as…. ….the dyke on a bike, puffing up the nooks and crannies at the bottom end of the nation. Of course it didn’t take the Militant Sapphic Tendency […]

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Hey! I’ve got a really great idea!

Let’s replace one inequality with another! From Dominic Raab…. ….in response to a letter from a disappointed constituent, I wrote to the FCO, requesting a review of their work experience schemes – open exclusively to ethnic minority, female, disabled or low income candidates. I am all for encouraging applications from a wide range of backgrounds […]

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Happy birthday, Nelson Mandela

92 today. Good innings and all that. But wait! Yes….I’m getting….yes….OK….this just in from the Blessed Abattoir of the Sacred Cow…. Che Guevara is an inspiration for every human being who loves freedom. Ah well, I guess even divinities made flesh are entitled to the occasional bad day at the office.

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24 types of authoritarian

I don’t know whether to laugh or open a vein…. Click image to expand.

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A suggestion for Andrea Charman

In the sincere hope that you will soon be returning to gainful employment as a schoolteacher, may I respectfully suggest an idea you might like to recommend to your colleagues?

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