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New series! Criminal offence of the week!

3,000 plus new offences have been dreamed up since 1997 by the government of the People’s Post-Democratic Euro-Region Formerly Known as Great Britain. As an hommage to the dedication, application and sheer ingenuity of our nation’s lawmakers, He’s Spartacus is proud to present a new weekly series, Criminal Offence of the Week!

It is, believe it or not, a crime to cause a nuclear explosion.

No! Really?

Yes. Really.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I’m right in saying that it’s been a crime to blow things up, or try to, since at least 1605, and in any case as Chris Huhne said in 2007….

The idea that anyone might cause a nuclear explosion without killing anybody, and therefore being subject to a possible charge of murder, is extremely far-fetched.

In other news….

Wheel invented! Dolly Parton sleeps on her back! Dog licks own genitals!

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