I invested in a new rug yesterday. I regret to report, however, that I got it home and discovered it is just wrong on every conceivable level. It would, I have decided, suit the apartment of a homosexual drug dealer.
Ah well, I shall just have to heave a sigh of resignation and return to the interior design drawing board.
Coincidentally, the chap who lives across the landing from me actually is a real life, walking, talking, gay drug dealer. Very nice man, despite the fact that he appears to believe shirts are an unnecessary encumbrance, who takes tremendous care of his dogs. People like that are the very bedrock of the community.
I’m considering selling him the rug, although I find myself on the horns of a dilemma in this regard….
Do I just offer it to him without further comment or do I suggest that it is the perfect adornment to any gay drug dealer’s home?