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I am allowed to sleep with other women

MSN conversation from earlier today with the Current….

Mrs de la P (for it is she): New office people nice?
Me: No. They’re all cunts.
Mrs de la P: Brilliant! You’ll fit right in!

I’m sure that will hold up in court.

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2 comments on “I am allowed to sleep with other women

  1. Does the “Current” Mrs de al P know that she is known as the “Current”? Is she comfortable with the implicit evanescence of the word? Anyway, I thought you worked from home…

  2. I was working from home while my office was being decorated.

    As for the Current, she’s a decent enough sort, scrubs up pretty well when she makes the effort and has, on occasion, been known to knock up a reasonable plate of nosh.

    That having been said, the idea that the phrase, “implicit evanescence”, would have any significance to her at all is, frankly, risible.

    She’s a treasure though, bless her.

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