Pornstar tweet of the day #4
You know the feeling. In fulfillment of a long held ambition, you have finally landed your first booking as male pornstar. To add a liberal coat of icing to the cake, your partner in your small screen hide the cannoli debut is the toothsome and generally chubby-inducing Tori Black
What can possibly go wrong? Well, if you’re a certain James Franko (not to be confused, we hope, with James Franco), quite a lot, apparently….
Ouch! Not a good start. I wonder would she have slapped the offending appendage itself or merely its owner?
But I digress….
Ah, that James Franko….
Undoubtedly. Dedication above and beyond. So it was bad, then?
What about the little blue pill? Was that considered?
Quite right. Keep the juicers out of porn, I say….
Yep. We’ve all been there, love….
Rest assured, Tori, fucking you good is definitely something I’ll be bearing in mind. However, were such an opportunity ever to come to pass, I suspect the memory of the vituperation above might put me off my stroke a tad.
I spent literaly minutes scouring the internet for information on the unfortunate Mr Franko, but nothing was, as it were, forthcoming.
Probably best for all concerned if it stays that way.