What is the nutritional value of a Bible?

A talking Bible, that is, as I suppose it could be argued at a stretch that munching on a few scraps of paper might stave off the hunger pangs for an hour or two.

Yum yum!

I guess we’ll never know how many people died because these 600 bibles took the place of a consignment of MREs, drinking water or plasma.

Here’s an idea…. Why not just get the Pope or some other wild-eyed shaman to bless a nuke, then just turn the place into a sea of glass? This seems to me to be a far more efficient means of sending them wholesale to a “better place” than just allowing a handful of them to starve or bleed to death.

As for the Scientologists, let’s not go there, eh? That way madness lies.

Chavisms of the week….

El Commandante excelled himself last week….

The United States are playing God. The earthquake in Haiti is clearly the result of a test by the US Navy.

Seems he’s keeping pretty illustrious company,though. His anti-American shills are everywhere.

And the week’s other diversion from Venezuela’s plummeting economy? Look no further….

Those games they call ‘PlayStation’ are poison. Some games teach you to kill. They once put my face on a game, ‘you’ve got to find Chavez to kill him’.

What a huge disappointment it must be to Sony’s shareholders that he waited until after Christmas to announce this to the world.

What he fails to mention, of course, is that John Pilger and Noam Chomsky’s favourite Bolivarist utopia needs little assistance from Sony in teaching people to kill.

It’s the French again

After having left its former colonial possession a complete basket case and the poorest, most wretched country in the western hemisphere, France now accuses America of staging a military occupation, when all they’re trying to do is help, which France conspicuously is unable to.

Which got me thinking….

Was it the French speaking Belgians or the Flemish that were cunts in the Congo? I think we should be told.

The Germans were horrific in Namibia, but not too bad in Tanzania. Which is typically German.

We Brits, as any self-respecting, chippy Ocker will be happy to inform you, were probably the worst of all for what we did in Australia, where we killed all the aboriginals before the Australians put a stop to it.