Abdelbaset al-Megrahi death watch….the miracle continues

Happy anniversary, Mr al-Megrahi….

This newspaper can also disclose that American senators investigating Megrahi’s release will this week launch an unprecedented request for British “whistle-blowers” to disclose details about the decision to free the Lockerbie bomber. The appeal is a remarkable sign of US-British rifts as it indicates that US investigators do not believe they are obtaining the full story from politicians in London and Edinburgh.

Q: What do you call a state that connives with a rogue state for commercial gain?

A: A rogue state.

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends! Insincerity Sucks!

The Hughie Green (Green Hughie?) of politics is back….

Ummmm....Yeah....What he said. I think. Don't I, Charlie?

Back to remind us of twelve years of spin, authoritarianism, lies, greed, war, hubris, vanity, vaulting ambition, catastrophic social experiments, waste, control freakery, attacks on democracy….

Just what is it that he has against McRuin?

For Cleveland, Ohio, read Hackney, Maryhill….

….Birmingham Ladywood, Peckham, Shoreditch, Manchester Central, Liverpool Riverside….

How do we save our most depressed inner city regions?

• By encouraging inward private sector investment and making it easier for companies to function, giving schools and teachers the flexibility to make their own decisions, and improving services and civic pride by introducing commercial rigour into moribund, union-dominated municipal assets?
• Or by burdening these areas with ever greater levels of regulation, taxation, red tape and bureaucracy, while allowing doctrine, political orthodoxy and self interest to trump common sense and results-driven public services?

Watch this great series of shorts from Drew Carey’s excellent Reason TV and decide for yourself….

No brainer? You would have thought so, wouldn’t you?

Official – Gordon Brown less important to “Company” readers than Robert Pattinson, clogs and blow jobs

Labour über groupie, Ellie Gellard, A.K.A. @BevaniteEllie, has been touting this in-depth interview with McRuin in Company Magazine for weeks.

Imagine her disappointment, then, when she checked the Company website this morning, only to find that her cozy chat with our nation’s Prime Minister….

….which is tailored to fit an audience of young women who need to be pulled back into politics.

….was considered by such an august journal’s editors to be less worthy of a front page spot than….

Robert Pattinson in pictures! See sexy shots from Remember Me!

Emma splits with Brit love.

10 of the best clogs!

And perhaps most riveting of all….

Read our Blow Job Masterclass!

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Pucker up, love

I’ve read the interview and frankly I couldn’t agree more.

Don’t tempt me….

Old Holborn, Tory Bear, forelock duly tugged, gentlemen.

Comment of the week – Someone doesn’t like Andy Burnham

From Guido’s place, where else?

Capita Learning & Development are holding a day long session on interview skills for all those Labour MPs’ staff who will soon be jobless.  Despite not being held until 22 March Guido is told it is already booked up.

Course Objectives

• Identify your strengths and development areas before you enter the interview.
• Know how to write a CV and covering letter that has the X factor.
• Be able to sell and present yourself with ease and impact.
• Have a business visual makeover at the end of the course.

And the comment? Rage doesn’t begin to describe it….

Snotty: I can hit a bullseye at 50 paces with a nokia
Balls: I can be very dismissive at times (and I can’t spell – Ed.)
Straw: I’m a snivelling coward
Cooper: I can pass for a boy in good light
Darling: I do a wicked impersonation of a badger
Ainsworth: errrrmmmmm, let me get back to you on that one
Burnham: I kill people in hospitals