Chavisms of the week….

El Commandante excelled himself last week….

The United States are playing God. The earthquake in Haiti is clearly the result of a test by the US Navy.

Seems he’s keeping pretty illustrious company,though. His anti-American shills are everywhere.

And the week’s other diversion from Venezuela’s plummeting economy? Look no further….

Those games they call ‘PlayStation’ are poison. Some games teach you to kill. They once put my face on a game, ‘you’ve got to find Chavez to kill him’.

What a huge disappointment it must be to Sony’s shareholders that he waited until after Christmas to announce this to the world.

What he fails to mention, of course, is that John Pilger and Noam Chomsky’s favourite Bolivarist utopia needs little assistance from Sony in teaching people to kill.

It’s the French again

After having left its former colonial possession a complete basket case and the poorest, most wretched country in the western hemisphere, France now accuses America of staging a military occupation, when all they’re trying to do is help, which France conspicuously is unable to.

Which got me thinking….

Was it the French speaking Belgians or the Flemish that were cunts in the Congo? I think we should be told.

The Germans were horrific in Namibia, but not too bad in Tanzania. Which is typically German.

We Brits, as any self-respecting, chippy Ocker will be happy to inform you, were probably the worst of all for what we did in Australia, where we killed all the aboriginals before the Australians put a stop to it.

Time to open a vein

I mean honestly, what’s the point?

Reluctant tug of the forelock to Andy McHaffie.

Knighthoods through the ages

Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson, England’s greatest naval hero, had four orders of knighthood conferred upon him and commanded the 100 gun ship of the line, HMS Victory at the Battle of Trafalgar. He died there of his wounds.

Sir Teddy the Soak, now Ireland’s greatest naval hero, attempted to drive the 8 cylinder submersible, USS Oldsmobile under the Bridge of Chappaquiddick. He ran away.

A victim of the fabled Kennedy Curse, he died a 77-year-old, cancer-riddled dipsomaniac.