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That blasted horse has gone and bolted again….let’s lock the stable door

31 Jul

Remember those heady days….ooh….about a month ago when the Coalition came up with a cracking wheeze to make us feel that they actually represent us and that our vote means something? Remember the ‘Programme for Government’?

Well, with what some might think is indecent haste (surely they can’t have prepared the answers before launching the programme), they’ve answered our questions, so in the interest of spreading the joy around a bit let’s take a closer look at this revolutionary exercise in open government. Dear reader, I give you the Coalition’s Response to public comments on the Coalition Government’s approach to Europe….

We understand that so many of you feel jaded and sceptical about the EU. Speaking about the EU in Parliament, the Foreign Secretary said he knows there is “a profound disconnection between the British people and what has been done in their name by British Governments”.

Correct. We want a referendum on our continued membership.

We want to deal with this.

Excellent! Here’s an idea; why don’t we have a referendum on our continued membership or the repeal of 1972 European Communities Act?

That is why we have said we will not agree to any further transfer of sovereignty or powers from the UK to the EU during this Parliament. We are committed to ensuring that the British people have their say on any future proposed transfers of powers to the EU. So we are introducing a law to ensure that any future EU Treaty that transfers competences or areas of power from the UK to the EU will be subject to a referendum.

Further transfer of sovereignty? Setting aside for a moment the fact that Parliament, in ratifying the European Constitution Lisbon Treaty, replaced a millennium of Anglo-Saxon Common Law with the Code Napoleon at a stroke,  What sovereignty would that be, and at precisely what point did EU opt-outs cease to be “cosmetic”?

As a result of our EU membership British firms can sell their products and services in the 27 countries which make up the Single Market. That’s 500 million potential customers.

So all trade with the EU would automatically end if we withdrew?  That seems a pretty bold assumption to make given that our balance of trade within the EU is negative.

Doing things through the EU helps in other ways  too: from the laws that protect our birds as they migrate between the British Isles and Africa,  to working with other EU countries to get our collective voice heard in world affairs.

Ah yes, the birds, high minded stuff. What do you suppose Deborah Dark and Michael Turner think about the birds?

The Coalition Government wants to listen to what you have to say on this issue and, where there’s room for improvement, act on it.

Ripper! Have I mentioned a referendum yet?

The ratification of Lisbon was no less than an act of High Treason. Our right to a referendum must be upheld by Parliament and then we should decide what to do with the perpetrators. Mealy-mouthed platitudes on a website are no substitute for democracy.

Brits 2, Czechs 0

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Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends! Insincerity Sucks!

30 Mar

The Hughie Green (Green Hughie?) of politics is back….

Ummmm....Yeah....What he said. I think. Don't I, Charlie?

Back to remind us of twelve years of spin, authoritarianism, lies, greed, war, hubris, vanity, vaulting ambition, catastrophic social experiments, waste, control freakery, attacks on democracy….

Just what is it that he has against McRuin?

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Well, that was a nice holiday

30 Mar

10 days in Búzios. Nice.

Ah well, back to reality.

Why capitalism and libertarian conservatism are better than socialism….

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For Cleveland, Ohio, read Hackney, Maryhill….

18 Mar

….Birmingham Ladywood, Peckham, Shoreditch, Manchester Central, Liverpool Riverside….

How do we save our most depressed inner city regions?

  • By encouraging inward private sector investment and making it easier for companies to function, giving schools and teachers the flexibility to make their own decisions, and improving services and civic pride by introducing commercial rigour into moribund, union-dominated municipal assets?
  • Or by burdening these areas with ever greater levels of regulation, taxation, red tape and bureaucracy, while allowing doctrine, political orthodoxy and self interest to trump common sense and results-driven public services?

Watch this great series of shorts from Drew Carey’s excellent Reason TV and decide for yourself….

No brainer? You would have thought so, wouldn’t you?

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Official – Gordon Brown less important to “Company” readers than Robert Pattinson, clogs and blow jobs

15 Mar

Labour über groupie, Ellie Gellard, A.K.A. @BevaniteEllie, has been touting this in-depth interview with McRuin in Company Magazine for weeks.

Imagine her disappointment, then, when she checked the Company website this morning, only to find that her cozy chat with our nation’s Prime Minister….

….which is tailored to fit an audience of young women who need to be pulled back into politics.

….was considered by such an august journal’s editors to be less worthy of a front page spot than….

Robert Pattinson in pictures! See sexy shots from Remember Me!

Emma splits with Brit love.

10 of the best clogs!

And perhaps most riveting of all….

Read our Blow Job Masterclass!

Your best orgasm ever? Just follow our top 10 tips!

Pucker up, love

I’ve read the interview and frankly I couldn’t agree more.

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Don’t tempt me….

7 Mar

Old Holborn, Tory Bear, forelock duly tugged, gentlemen.

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