Comment of the week

Off to France this weekend, here’s hoping it’s the last time I touch a Euro, other than to fix one to my fridge next to the Zimbabwean dollar alrerady (sic) there.

Comment of the week

By some bloke called He’s Spartacus.

I’ve just tried to sign up for the beta programme.

Unfortunately I was unable to complete the process as there is no option for loyal Subjects of Her Majesty the Queen.

I am not an EU Citizen.

That is all.

This blog supposes it should be happy that it didn’t fall victim to Citzalia’s censorship policy….

Comment of the week – Someone doesn’t like Andy Burnham

From Guido’s place, where else?

Capita Learning & Development are holding a day long session on interview skills for all those Labour MPs’ staff who will soon be jobless.  Despite not being held until 22 March Guido is told it is already booked up.

Course Objectives

• Identify your strengths and development areas before you enter the interview.
• Know how to write a CV and covering letter that has the X factor.
• Be able to sell and present yourself with ease and impact.
• Have a business visual makeover at the end of the course.

And the comment? Rage doesn’t begin to describe it….

Snotty: I can hit a bullseye at 50 paces with a nokia
Balls: I can be very dismissive at times (and I can’t spell – Ed.)
Straw: I’m a snivelling coward
Cooper: I can pass for a boy in good light
Darling: I do a wicked impersonation of a badger
Ainsworth: errrrmmmmm, let me get back to you on that one
Burnham: I kill people in hospitals

Chávez: Last one to leave….

Chavism of the week….

I make an appeal to the whole country: Turn out the lights.*

*Venezuela is experiencing power cuts due to a complete failure by the Chavistas to invest in infrastructure.

Of course, Chávez is blaming a drought, no doubt caused by some American secret weapon.

Blog comment of the week

Or possibly the year.

Short but oh so sweet….

the only growth we have is called gordon brown

Comment number 11.