Agassi….My toupé cost me the French Open

2009 November 2
by hesspartacus

Screw the crystal meth stories. This is the real dirt….

“Every morning I would get up and find another piece of my identity on the pillow, in the wash basin, down the plughole. I asked myself: you want to wear a toupee? On the tennis court? I answered myself; what else could I do?”

Did I just write a blog post about tennis?

Sorry. Won’t happen again. Shoot me if you like.

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4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 3

    Fabulous – Grand Slam lost through wig malfunction. Only in the pampered preserve of elite-level sport could this happen. O, and the Department For Trade and Industry, of course.

  2. 2009 November 3

    Right on both counts.

  3. 2009 November 14

    It’s sad that he had to find consolation in the more hirsute charms of Steffi Graf.

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